12个治愈心情的沙雕句子，专门拯救你的不开心

1、高中数学没有出现小明了，我就知道那傻子考不上高中。

Xiaoming didn't appear in high school mathematics. I knew that fool couldn't go to high school.

2、你要是和别人玩够了，就回来，我一直在等你双排。

If you've had enough fun with other people, come back. I've been waiting for you.

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3、运动是一种享受，但我不爱运动，因为我不是那种贪图享受的人。

Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports, because I'm not the kind of person who is greedy for enjoyment.

4、知道在学校为什么感觉这么困吗？因为学校是梦开始的地方。

Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

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5、我是一个隐形的富豪，所以至今还没找到自己的钱。

I'm an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

6、如果我不见了，你们会找我吗？哪怕只是问一句，王一博的女朋友去哪了？

If I'm gone, will you look for me? Even if it's just a question, where is Wang Yibo's girlfriend?

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7、总有那么一个人，冲你一笑，就把你打败了，比如站在窗外的班主任。

There is always a person who laughs at you and defeats you, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.

8、不要总说国产的东西不好用，就比如说人民币，我就觉得很好用，我​一只​都在用。

Don't always say that domestic products are not easy to use, for example, RMB, I think it's very easy to use. I use all of them.

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9、听说睡觉手机放枕头旁边有辐射，吓得我赶紧起来把枕头扔了，吓死我了。

It's said that there's radiation next to the pillow on the sleeping cell phone, which makes me get up and throw the pillow away, which scares me to death.

10、只要我的脸吃得够圆，就没有人能把我看扁。

As long as my face is round enough, no one can look down on me.

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11、所有人都关心你冷不冷，饿不饿，只有我不一样，我不关心你。

Everyone cares whether you are cold or hungry. Only I am different. I don't care about you.

12、今天天气预报有大雨，出门记得带沐浴露。

Today's weather forecast is heavy rain. Take shower gel when you go out.

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